9th
Get Stupid
[04:40PM] <@Jorge> Well,
[04:40PM] <@Jorge> theres a bomb
[04:40PM] <@Jorge> that says I have 10 minutes to live
[04:40PM] <MarioBros777> A BOMB?!?
[04:40PM] <MarioBros777> Defuse it.
[04:40PM] <@Jorge> A-yup.
[04:40PM] <@Jorge> Hmmm…
[04:40PM] <MarioBros777> You’ve had the training.
[04:40PM] <MarioBros777> So you should be able to..
[04:40PM] <@Jorge> *flashbacks*
[04:40PM] <MarioBros777> Unless you skipped it.
[04:41PM] <@Jorge> *remembers imitator going through training while real Jorge is eating donuts and muffins*
[04:41PM] <@Jorge> Uhh
[04:41PM] <@Jorge> no I did went through training dont worry
[04:41PM] <@Jorge> ^_^
[04:41PM] <MarioBros777> Good, now defuse it.
[04:41PM] <@Jorge> *takes out donut and starts throwing it at bomb*
[04:41PM] <MarioBros777> If you are stuck, Neu should be able to help you.
[04:41PM] <@Jorge> NEU
[04:41PM] <@Jorge> GET OVER HERE
[04:41PM] <MarioBros777> He took the same training as you.
[04:41PM] <@Jorge> im in a tight situation
[04:41PM] <@Jorge> *looks at bomb carefully*
[04:42PM] <@Jorge> Lol, made in China.
[04:42PM] <MarioBros777> JORGE!
[04:42PM] ** Neurario appears. “Yo.”
[04:42PM] <MarioBros777> Get going and defuse that bomb.
[04:42PM] ** Neurario carefully goes to work on the bomb.
[04:43PM] <@Jorge> I’ll uhh…
[04:43PM] <@Jorge> be busy
[04:43PM] <@Jorge> *does homework*
[04:43PM] <@Jorge> ^_^
[04:43PM] * Neurario (nnscript@dm-28019.vic.bigpond.net.au) is now known as Neurario[SnagitAgain]
[04:43PM] <Neurario[SnagitAgain]> Woo
[04:44PM] ** Neurario[SnagitAgain] is about half-way done.
[04:44PM] <Neurario[SnagitAgain]> How long do I have? There’s no timer. D:
[04:44PM] <MarioBros777> Considering how much time he used to call you.
[04:44PM] <MarioBros777> I’d say roughly about 3 minutes.
[04:44PM] <MarioBros777> Longer if the bomb pulls a joke or two.
[04:45PM] <@Jorge> Do bomb’s pull off funny jokes?
[04:45PM] <MarioBros777> Yeah.
[04:45PM] <@Jorge> Yay
[04:45PM] <@Jorge> =3
[04:45PM] <Neurario[SnagitAgain]> Don’t have long then. D:
[04:45PM] ** Neurario[SnagitAgain] works faster!
[04:45PM] ** MarioBros777 looks at the bomb and it says 0, a flashing message says “Haha, got you there.”
[04:45PM] <MarioBros777> Isn’t that funny?
[04:46PM] <Neurario[SnagitAgain]> D:
[04:46PM] <Neurario[SnagitAgain]> …Wait, so there IS no bomb?
[04:46PM] <MarioBros777> There is.
[04:46PM] <Neurario[SnagitAgain]> Or is it still running?
[04:46PM] <Neurario[SnagitAgain]> I’M CONFUSED!
[04:46PM] <@Jorge> rofl
[04:46PM] <Neurario[SnagitAgain]> Oh hey I’m almost done.
[04:46PM] <MarioBros777> It’s just joking that’s it’s on 0.
[04:46PM] <@Jorge> bombs hilarious
[04:46PM] <Neurario[SnagitAgain]> Now for the cliche bit.
[04:46PM] <@Jorge> its a comedian
[04:46PM] <@Jorge> XD
[04:46PM] <Neurario[SnagitAgain]> TWO WIRES.
[04:46PM] <Neurario[SnagitAgain]> D:
[04:46PM] <MarioBros777> OH NOEZ!
[04:46PM] <MarioBros777> NOT THE TWO WIRES!
[04:47PM] <MarioBros777> Hey Jorge.
[04:47PM] <Neurario[SnagitAgain]> HOW MUCH MORE CLICHE CAN THIS BOMB GET.
[04:47PM] <@Jorge> Wait
[04:47PM] <MarioBros777> What’s your favourite colour?
[04:47PM] <@Jorge> Wires?
[04:47PM] <@Jorge> *takes out scissors*
[04:47PM] <@Jorge> WOOT
[04:47PM] <@Jorge> *cuts green wire*
[04:47PM] <@Jorge> …
[04:47PM] <@Jorge> OMG
[04:47PM] <@Jorge> WERE SAVED
[04:47PM] <@Jorge> OMG IT DIDNT BLOW UP
[04:47PM] <Neurario[SnagitAgain]> OMG I’M DEAD
[04:47PM] <Neurario[SnagitAgain]> xD
[04:47PM] <MarioBros777> It’s says we cut the wrong wire though.
[04:47PM] <@Jorge> *grabs bomb and chucks it out window in happyness*
[04:47PM] <@Jorge> *sees backyard blow up*
[04:47PM] <Neurario[SnagitAgain]> …
[04:47PM] <@Jorge> Woah
[04:47PM] <MarioBros777> 0_0
[04:47PM] <MarioBros777> ZOMG!
[04:47PM] <Neurario[SnagitAgain]> WHY DIDN’T WE JUST DO THAT IN THE FIRST PLACE?!
[04:47PM] <MarioBros777> That’s the end.
[04:47PM] <Neurario[SnagitAgain]> xD
[04:48PM] <@Jorge> Barely survived.
[04:48PM] <@Jorge> SEE
[04:48PM] <@Jorge> IM SMART
[04:48PM] <@Jorge> I KNEW I NEEDED TO THROW IT
[04:48PM] <Neurario[SnagitAgain]> …right.
[04:48PM] <@Jorge> OUT WINDOW
[04:48PM] <Neurario[SnagitAgain]> XD
[04:48PM] <MarioBros777> That was awesome Jorge.
[04:48PM] <MarioBros777> And you too Neu.
[04:48PM] <@Jorge> lol I should make a spin-off series of Get Smart
[04:48PM] <@Jorge> GET STUPID
[04:48PM] <@Jorge> XD
[04:48PM] <MarioBros777> XD
[04:48PM] <@Jorge> Starring Solid Jorge.
[04:48PM] <@Jorge> MarioBros777
[04:48PM] <@Jorge> and Neurario
[04:48PM] <Neurario[SnagitAgain]> Awww. :3
[04:49PM] <@Jorge> in an epic adventure of ROMANCE *screen shows Jorge following a bean* ACTION *shows Jorge jumping off bed while shouting WHEE* and ADVENTURE *shows Jorge hanging from branch from a whip while Indiana Jones theme plays*
[04:49PM] <@Jorge> COMING THIS SUMMER
[04:49PM] <@Jorge> GET STUPID!
[04:49PM] <@Jorge> Rated PG-13, for scenes of Jorge
